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[赛后贴]NBA季后赛西部决赛第二场，丹佛掘金队主场108-103战胜洛杉矶湖人队，大比分2-0领先。

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掘金（2-0）：穆雷37分10板5助4断、约基奇23分17板12助3断、波特16分7板3助、戈登10分4板2助、波普8分3板2助、B-布朗12分5板3助

湖人（0-2）：詹姆斯22分9板10助4断2帽、浓眉18分14板4助4帽、里夫斯22分3板5助、范德比尔特4分2板、拉塞尔10分3板5助2断、八村塁21分2板、施罗德4分6板

[–]JAhoops 770 points 5 hours ago

Bron looked… old

球迷：今天老詹他看上去…怎么说呢…嗯…是真的老了~~

[–]WarriorsDwyaneSteph 328 points 5 hours ago

Bron"s age definitely showed tonight lmao. It was the same concern I had for Steph. Playing every other day for 2 weeks kills your legs

勇士球迷：今天晚上老詹是彻底暴露自己的年龄了，哈哈哈~我之前也担心过库里，两天一赛，连续打俩礼拜，会累死老年人的…

[–]Raptorsmo_downtown 58 points 5 hours ago

Yup, looked his age tonight. Playoffs are a grind.

猛龙球迷：确实！老詹今晚看上去是上岁数了，季后赛太折磨人了~

[–]KnicksGladiatornoah 400 points 5 hours ago

LeBron low key sold down the stretch lol

尼克斯球迷：是啊，今天比赛最后时刻老詹不动声色地把比赛给浪掉了啊，哈哈哈！

[–]LakersOkamiHaley 195 points 5 hours ago

Low key? He was high key selling.

湖人球迷：这怎么能叫“不动神色”呢？丢人都快丢到全世界了啊~

[–]Pelicansmadamsquirrel7 4104 points 5 hours ago

Nuggets are gonna start leaving LeBron open at the 3 like Ben Simmons

鹈鹕球迷：接下去的比赛，掘金可以像防守本-西蒙斯那样，防守三分线外的老詹啦~~让他成为一个孤独的圈外人~~

[–]PistonsDLgoblue12 719 points 5 hours ago

LeFuckMe3 out in full force tonight

活塞球迷：勒布朗-我就要投这个三分来打我啊-詹姆斯，今儿晚上可算是武功尽失了~~

[–]Gran Destinofastlikeanascar 689 points 4 hours ago

He’s the only dude who doesn’t know he’s not shooting well from 3.

球迷：但素…老詹是在场的唯一一个不知道自己三分有多烂的人可怎么办啊…

[–]SpursMakeAShadow 4136 points 5 hours ago

Who needs rim protection when you have 4th quarter Jamal Murray.

马刺球迷：正所谓，末节穆雷在阵中，篮板技能全无用啊~~

[–]WarriorsLilKaySigs 844 points 5 hours ago

Hah imagine one guy almost out scoring your entire team in the 4th quarter your team must suck if they let that happen to them

勇士球迷：哈哈~想想看，对方阵中蹦出个人，他第四节得的分儿都快比上你们全队了，这光想想就够要人命的！

注：今天第四节，穆雷一人独得23分，湖人全队仅得24分。

[–]Overrated_sanity 70 points 5 hours ago

Remember those comments from the lakers fans in the first half begging Murray to keep shooting

球迷：是啊，这让我回想起上半场，湖人球迷还巴巴地“跪求”穆雷继续多出手投篮呢~~~

注：今天上半场，穆雷13投3中，得10分。

[–]DudeIAm-blank- 8 points 4 hours ago

"Yes keep shooting! Wait no not like that!"

球迷：

湖人球迷：“不要犹豫啊，穆雷！没错，继续投！！哈哈哈！！！对对对！！！………..诶诶诶….别别别…..哎呀…哎呦….哎…..”

注：今天末节，穆雷7投6中，三分5投4中，罚球8罚7中，爆砍23分。

（上半场的湖蜜：穆雷，继续投，嘿嘿嘿）

（末节的湖蜜：穆雷...别别别...诶诶诶...）[–]ClippersOptimisticLA 1687 points 5 hours ago

Lakers 8-30 from 3. Nuggets 14-38. That was the difference even with Rui going super saiyan

快船球迷：今天湖人三分球30投8中，掘金三分38投14中！就这差距，八村就是变成超级赛亚人都赢不了啊！！

[–]SupersonicssloBrodanChillosevic 5394 points 5 hours ago

Rui Hachimura can"t win with these cats

超音速球迷：可不是嘛！八村和这些阿猫阿狗在一起是没法儿赢球的~~

注：本场比赛，八村塁全场10投8中，三分2投1中，罚球4罚4中，砍下21分2篮板1助攻。

[–]NuggetsChidoriyama 2481 points 5 hours ago

Get my man Austin Reaves some help

掘金球迷：就是啊，我的大哥里夫斯也打得很无助，快给他一点帮助啊~~~

注：本场比赛，里夫斯全场16投8中，三分9投5中，罚球1罚1中，砍下22分3篮板5助攻。

[–]LakersPalifaith 2484 points 5 hours ago

Man that sequence after LeBron flopped only to follow it up with 2 bricked 3s really killed us.

湖人球迷：天…哪！！老詹假摔飞出三米远，接着三分连续打俩铁，直接把我们给干吐血…

（詹姆斯的假摔）（约基奇随后也假摔一下，完成复仇）

[–]Hawkssubcrazy12 1270 points 5 hours ago

It was the basketball gods giving him the middle finger for that bull shit

老鹰球迷：楼上的湖蜜，知道今天为啥输不？因为看了老詹的假摔表演后连老天爷看不下去，用他竖起来的中指施法了~

[–]HawksBoth_Funny4896 2687 points 5 hours ago

Anthony ‘every other’ Day-vis is back

老鹰球迷：另外，安东尼-隔天儿回魂-戴维斯，他今天也如期而至啦~~~

[–]Thunderhomefree122 961 points 5 hours ago*

I think the Lakers lost this game when AD forgot he was a post and thought he was getting hot from beyond the arc. He was not.

雷霆球迷：依我所见啊~湖人输，是因为浓眉忘了自己是个内线球员，他还以为自己是个外线神射手呢~然而并不是…

[–]LakersJayveesac 397 points 5 hours ago

They forgot what got them the lead, which is annoying. Plus Denver just got hot, no questions about that

湖人球迷：湖人忘了是什么让他们取得领先的，真的太讨厌了！而且掘金的投篮又这么准！这场输了我没什么话好说的…

[–]RaptorsProfessorBeast55 2283 points 5 hours ago*

BOTH Lebron and AD were having Braindead shot selection and piss poor effort

猛龙球迷：老詹和浓眉这俩，投篮选择脑残不说，在场上还没有拼劲儿！！

[–]Expensive_Basil5825 291 points 5 hours ago

I would say three missed layups by LBJ made a difference to

球迷：我觉得老詹上丢三次篮（包括那次扣篮？），也很要命！

[–][MIA] Gary Paytonjc-f 278 points 5 hours ago

Missed layups, blown dunks, 0-6 from 3. Not a good showing for him tonight

热火球迷：是啊，上篮么上不进，扣篮么玩儿脱了，三分么6中0，老詹今天都拉到奶奶家去了啊…

（老詹：你他妈怎么...原来是我自己，没事了...）

[–]KingsSolarClipz 161 points 5 hours ago

Denver the worst place for a 40 year old man to play lol

国王球迷：看来，对一个年近40的老头儿来说，打个球竟然是在一个叫丹佛的高原打，这不能更惨了吧~~哈哈哈~~~

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